SkyMall: the mall in the sky!

On my way to Las Vegas yesterday, I killed over an hour flipping through the SkyMall catalogue. Twice. If you're not familiar with it already, SkyMall is a shopping magazine located in the seat pocket that also houses the plane's safety instructions. It's like a mall in the sky... genius! The catalogue offers an eclectic mix of goodies (health meets home meets high-tech gadgets meets pet gizmos, and more!). There are so many items for sale, you can't not browse through it more than once.

There were a few items that caught my eye, in no particular order, here are my top ten must-haves from the SkyMall catalogue:

1. Face Trainer - Also known as the "Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache" mask.
2. Foot Alignment Socks - Also known as the "Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache" socks.
3. Pet Crate End Table - Why, just the other day, I was looking at my end table and thinking "Stupid end table. Why can't you do anything else?" Problem solved!
4. Brobdingnagian Sports Chair - Perfect for Bluesfest, dontcha think?
5. Zombie of Montclaire Moors - For the horticulturalist in your life who already has everything.
6. iHome Radio Spy Hidden Camera - For the pervert in your life who already has everything.
7. Wrist Cell Phone Carrier - Never lose your cell phone again, and look cool while you're at it.
8. SkyRest Travel Pillow - Because it wouldn't be awkward to sit next to this guy. Not awkward at all!
9. Brightfeet Lighted Slippers - Why should toddlers have all the fun?
10. Roll-up Electric Piano - Because idle hands are the devil's workshop!